Shake And Shake The Catsup

Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, And The World Is Full Of Thin Skinned People.

There Is Some Consolation In The Fact That, Even Though Your Dreams Don't Come True, Neither Do Your Nightmares.

Rather Than Earn Money, It Was Thoreau's Idea To Reduce His Wants So That He Would Not Need To Buy Anything. As He Went Around Preaching This Ingenious Idea, The Shopkeepers Of Concord Hoped He Would Drop Dead.