Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We

I Love A Finished Speaker, I Really, Truly Do I Don't Mean One Who's Polished, I Just Mean One Who's Through.

My Day-old Son Is Plenty Scrawny, His Mouth Is Wide With Screams, Or Yawny; His Ears Seem Larger Than He's Needing, His Nose Is Flat, His Chin's Receding. His Skin Is Very, Very Red, He Has No Hair Upon His Head, And Yet I'm Proud As Proud Can Be, To Hear You Say He Looks Like Me.

A Rumor Is One Thing That Gets Thicker Instead Of Thinner As It Is Spread.

Although Practice Swings Can Be Helpful Things, Twere Better, Indeed, Not Take Any Than To Fiddle And Fret And Before Playing Get Exhausted From Taking Too Many.

The Hand Is Quicker Than The Eye Is, But Somewhat Slower Than The Fly Is.