Some People Can Carry A

Politics, It Seems To Me, For Years, Or All Too Long, Has Been Concerned With Right Or Left Instead Of Right Or Wrong.

The Hand Is Quicker Than The Eye Is, But Somewhat Slower Than The Fly Is.

Children Are Supposed To Help Hold A Marriage Together. They Do This In A Number Of Ways. For Instance, They Demand So Much Attention That A Husband And Wife, Concentrating On Their Children, Fail To Notice Each Other's Faults.

There Are Very Few Humorists Who Have Written First-rate Humor After They've Become Elderly.

That Money Talks, I'll Not Deny, I Heard It Once: It Said, 'goodbye'.