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Shake And Shake The Catsup Bottle None Will Come And Then A Lot'll.

Shakespeare, Who Never Could Think Up A Plot By Himself, Found This One [macbeth] In Holinshed's Chronicles, Changing It Just Enough So That No One Would Recognize The Source. He Didn't Count On The Resourcefulness Of Modern Scholars, Who Have To Discover Things Like This To Become Associate Professors.

I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups Known, And None Is As Bad As The Telephone.

[john Foster Dulles] Invented Brinkmanship, The Most Popular Game Since Monopoly.

Some Golfers Blast Their Ball From Traps, With One Adroit Explosion, But Others, Out In Ten Perhaps, Depend Upon Erosion.