If You Convinced Me And

[john Foster Dulles] Invented Brinkmanship, The Most Popular Game Since Monopoly.

The Bride, White Of Hair, Is Stooped Over Her Cane Her Faltering Footsteps Need Guiding. While Down The Church Aisle, With Wan Toothless Smile, The Groom In A Wheelchair Comes Riding. And Who Is This Elderly Couple You Ask? You'll Find, When You've Closely Explored It, That Here Is That Rare, Most Conservative Pair, Who Waited 'til They Could Afford It.

When It Comes To Eating, You Can Sometimes Help Yourself More By Helping Yourself Less.

If Only I Kept My Eye On The Ball, Looking Downward As Does The Pro There, I Might Not See Where It Was Going, At All, But There Might Be A Chance It Would Go There.

In Larger Things We Are Convivial; What Causes Trouble Is The Trivial.