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Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.
-Phyllis Diller
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Tranquilizers Work Only If You
Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.
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