Tonight I'll Be Interviewing Ken

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done. You Can Tune Me Out, You Can Click Me Off, It's Ok. I Am Not Going To Bow To Political Correctness.

A Woman Went To A Plastic Surgeon And Asked Him To Make Her Like Bo Derek. He Gave Her A Lobotomy.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."