To The Pessimist The Light

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.