The Only Way I Can

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.