Those Who Go Along Get

That Little White Ball Is Always Staring Back At You, Daring You To Make A Mistake.

The Fact That Slammin' Sammy Couldn't Win The Open Made It All The More Valuable For The Players That Did Win. Gave It A Special Quality. I'd Say A Part Of The Sheen On That Trophy Comes From My Sweat.

I've Been On Some Fairways That Are As Good As The Greens We Putted On Back Then. We Had Crab Grass. I Remember One Green Where I Putted Through Ants.

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.

Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks And Then Quit For Good.