Just Have A Coke Or

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something Which Has To Come Naturally.

Golf Got Complicated When I Had To Wear Shoes And Begin Thinking About What I Was Doing.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.