But You Don't Have To

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

What Abandoned Course Is That?

Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something Which Has To Come Naturally.

The Three Things I Fear Most In Golf Are Lightning, Ben Hogan And A Downhill Putt.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.