Golf Course Architects Make Me

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

I Believe In Destiny...what's Going To Be Is Going To Be. If I'm Going To Win, I'm Going To Win...i Don't Give A Damn What The Other Guy Shoots. I'm Going To Win If It's My Turn.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.