The Three Things I Fear

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.

If I Could Have Shot 69 In The Last Round Every Time, I Would Have Won Nine U.s. Opens. Nine!

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

Over The Years I've Studied The Habits Of Golfers. I Know What To Look For. Watch Their Eyes. Fear Shows Up When There Is An Enlargement Of The Pupils. Big Pupils Lead To Big Scores.