Golf Tip: Lay Off For

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something Which Has To Come Naturally.