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To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

Practice Your Swing Until It Becomes A Habit Of Mind And Muscle.

What Did I Want With Prestige? The British Open Paid The Winner $600 In American Money. A Man Would Have To Be Two Hundred Years Old At That Rate To Retire From Golf.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.