If I Get Big Laughs,

Young. Old. Just Words.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.

Joy Is Obtaining A Big, Loving, Caring Shut-knit Household In Yet Another Town.