They Should Call Fishing What

Everything I Ever Learned I Was Told By Someone Else.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".

My Friend Has Hand Soap That Smells Like Coconut. It's Nice. Unless Your Hands Are Dirty From Coconuts.