My Friend Has Hand Soap

If You Happen To Catch On Fire During The Show, Do Not Panic Or Wave Your Arms Around Or Scream Or We Wil Give Something To Panic And Wave You Arms Around And Scream About.

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.

I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very Similar... Until You Think Of Gummy.

When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up And Then Deep Fried That Is Couch French Fries.

Thing To Try: If You Are Asked To Describe A Suspect To A Police Sketch Artist, Describe In Precise Detail, The Features Of The Police Sketch Artist. This Is One Of The Rare Instances Where Two People Can Do One Self-portrait.