One Thing You Never Hear

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.

I Saw A Door That Said Exit Only. So I Entered Through It And Went Up To The Guy Working There And Said "i Have Good News. You Have Severely Underestimated That Door Over There. By Like A Hundred Percent."

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

If You Remove A Treehouse From A Tree, Than It's Just A Shitty House. Sometimes When I'm In A Shitty House, I Like To Imagine That It's In A Tree, Than It's Like Woah, This House Is Amazing.

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.