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If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.

Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't Have To Spend It With Your Family.

Usually, I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down.

Conclusions Are Based In Time. We Live In Time. So Any Definition Of Success Is Bound Up With Time. With Other Things You Can Say, "can I Yo-yo? Can I Juggle?" Usually You Have A Pretty Small Window In Which To Get Your Answer. Stand-up Is Different. You Can't Do Stand-up For One Night And Say, "am I A Funny Stand-up Comedian?" In Two Months Or Two Years You'll Start To Realize It.