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You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

It's Weird The Way "finger Puppet" Sounds Okay As A Noun... Ladies.

If You Drink Enough Beer, Everything Turns In To A Bed.