Let No Man's Deathbed Be

When I Was A Kid, I Always Wanted To Live In California Because I Liked Skateboarding.

I Love Women, But I Feel Like You Can't Trust Some Of Them. Some Of Them Are Liars, You Know? Like I Was In The Park And I Met This Girl, She Was Cute And She Had A Dog. And I Went Up To Her, We Started Talking. She Told Me Her Dog's Name. Then I Said, 'does He Bite?' She Said, 'no.' And I Said, 'oh Yeah? Then How Does He Eat?' Liar.

The Other Night I Was Playing Twister With Some Amputees.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

This Is A Pie Chart About Procrastination.