I Never Give Anyone Just

You Can Make A Very Heavy And Kind Of Dangerous 3-way Shot Glass Out Of A Bowling Ball.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.