There Are Two Kinds Of

I Noticed That There Are No B Batteries. I Think That's To Avoid Confusion, Cause If There Were You Wouldn't Know If Someone Was Stuttering. 'yes, Hello I'd Like Some B-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries!' And D-batteries That's Hard For Foreigners. 'yes, I Would Like De Batteries.'

When I Am Given A Multiple Choice Test I Choose Not To Take It.

They Should Call Fishing What It Really Is... Tricking And Killing!

I Went Whale Watching Once. It Was Very Similar To Watching People On A Boat Become Disappointed.

If You Are Trying To Impress A Woman, Leave Any Sort Of Show Farting Out Of The Equation.