Use Crazy Glue And Nails

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.

As Soon As I Jumped Out Of The Airplane, I Realized I Had Forgotten My Parachute. Thank God We Were Still On The Runway.

I Got Some New Pajamas With Pockets In 'em. Which Is Great, Because Before That, I Used To Have To Hold Stuff When I Slept. But Now I'm Like, 'where's My Planner? There It Is. "keep Sleeping." All Right, Perfect.'

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.