Separate But Equal Is Terrible

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.

When They Were Naming Vitamins They Must Have Thought There Were Going To Be Way More Vitamins Than There Ended Up Being. Ok Let's Name These: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... Ok Man Slow Down We've Got A Lot To Cover Here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then They Got To E And They Were Like 'we're Pretty Much Done. We've Got All Those Damn B's. This Is Embarrassing. Let's Just Skip To K And Get The Hell Out Of Here.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You

I Love Catching A Snapshot Of Something That Is Just About To Happen. Or Maybe Something That Just Happened, You Know. But I Like Especially That Just-before Kind Of Feeling.