The 54+ Isaac Mizrahi Quotes

I'm Not Trying To Be The Next Joan Rivers.

The Reason People Like To Watch Ball Games Is Because They Don't Really Know Exactly What's Going To Happen From Moment To Moment. That's Why You Watch The Entire Thing

What If Woody Allen Called Me And Said, I'm Working On This Movie And There's A Really Divine Role For You. We Want Exactly You! It Would Be Such A Fantasy. Forget It! My Idol, Woody Allen!

What You Do, You Don't Think Of As A Product

When Someone Says You Can't Do What You Know You Can Do, Then You Can't Do Anything

A Bathroom Should Be Sterile And Beautiful And Functional. It Should Exude Japanese-style Purity.

50s Cheesecake Meets Eskimo Fake Fur.

Flirting Is Conversational Chemistry.

The Moon Is Such A Planet, I Can’t Even Stand It. What Else Is It If It’s Not A Planet?

I Don't Want To Offend People.

I Have A Lot Of Obligations.

I'm So Involved In Melancholy.