As A Comic, I Think

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"

Our Times, A Brief History: As Televisions Became Flatter, People Became Rounder.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

I Thought I Would, You Know, Go To College, Get To Law School, Finish, And Then Get A Job And Work As A Lawyer, But That Proved To Be Not A Good Fit For Me.