I Always Try To Just

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You

The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

I Was Watching Mtv And There Were Girls Dancing In Suspended Cages. That Would Be An Ambivalent Situation: "i'm Trapped! ...but Enjoying The Music".

When I Look Up At The Clouds I See So Many Animals, Mostly Sheep Who Have Lost Their Limbs And Heads.