I Am A Ceiling Fan,

A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire Is A Home.

When I Was A Kid, I Always Wanted To Live In California Because I Liked Skateboarding.

I Think They Should Put Pies On The Fronts Of Trains, So That When They Hit Something It's At Least A Little Bit Funny.

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"