I Think, At First Blush,

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

There's A Saying That Goes, 'people Who Live In Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Stones.' Ok. How About, 'nobody Should Throw Stones'? That's Crappy Behavior. My Policy Is, 'no Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.