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The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.

When I Trip, I Feel Like That's The World Saying Come Here For A Second. It Just Pulls Me Closer For A Second, Yeah What Do You Want? I Just Want To Remind You That You're Uncoordinated. I'm Aware Of That, Thank You... Can I Go Now? Yeah, You Can Go, But Never Ever Try To Outrun Me. Ok, World, See You Later. Yeah, I'll See You In About 50 Years.

A Drunk Driver Is Very Dangerous. So Is A Drunk Backseat Driver If He's Persuasive.

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.