The Bird, The Bee, The

I Know About Woodstock Probably As Much As Your Average Person Who Is Over 30, Where I'd Know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic Murder Weapons Is The Life Jacket.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

I Think They Named The Orange Before The Carrot.

I Wonder If There Were Any Goths In Gothic Times. They're Like: You Look Completely Appropriate. You Don't Look Stupid Or Lonely At All.