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I Never Set Out To Do A Sketch Show.

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

You Get Really Disillusioned, Because You Thought You Were In Love. But You Realize That You're Just Alone.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

'sort Of' Is Such A Harmless Thing To Say... Sort Of. It's Just A Filler. Sort Of... It Doesn't Really Mean Anything. But After Certain Things, Sort Of Means Everything. Like... After "i Love You"... Or "you're Going To Live."