When Watering Your Plants, Try

The Sofa Is The Enemy Of Productivity.

The Bird, The Bee, The Running Child Are All The Same To The Sliding Glass Door.

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

My Favorite Fruit Is Grapes. Because With Grapes, You Always Get Another Chance. 'cause, You Know, If You Have A Crappy Apple Or A Peach, You're Stuck With That Crappy Piece Of Fruit. But If You Have A Crappy Grape, No Problem - Just Move On To The Next. 'grapes: The Fruit Of Hope.'

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.