And Of Course I Didn't

Earrings Are The Same As Sneezes: Two Is Okay, But Ten In A Row Is Annoying. If You Have Two Then, God Bless You.

Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

I Just Listen To So Much Music That I Like The Role Music Can Play In Scoring Something. I'm Not Doing Song Parodies Or Funny Songs, I'm Just Adding Some Music To My Words. So It's Limited And Specific, But As A Performer I Find It Pretty Enjoyable.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.