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Sometimes I Like To Go Outside Without Even Checking The Weather First.

My Friend Has Hand Soap That Smells Like Coconut. It's Nice. Unless Your Hands Are Dirty From Coconuts.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.