I Wanna Buy A Bunch

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It Is A Little Ironic That One Thing A Babysitter Should Not Do Is Sit On A Baby.

I Used To Play Sports. Then I Realized You Can Buy Trophies. Now I Am Good At Everything.

Another Thing That I Like And That's Fun For Me Is To Try And Talk And Play Music At The Same Time, Because I Feel Like I'm Learning Something. There Are These Little Challenges Built Into It; It's A Way To Push Myself A Little Bit More As A Performer.

People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.