These Greens Are So Fast

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.