These Greens Are So Fast

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Practice Your Swing Until It Becomes A Habit Of Mind And Muscle.

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.

The Three Things I Fear Most In Golf Are Lightning, Ben Hogan And A Downhill Putt.