There's Nothing Sadder In This

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

No One Diets On Thanksgiving.

My Kids Always Perceived The Bathroom As A Place Where You Wait It Out Until All The Groceries Are Unloaded From The Car.

When My Kids Become Wild And Unruly, I Use A Nice, Safe Playpen. When They're Finished, I Climb Out.

Why Take Pride In Cooking, When They Don't Take Pride In Eating?