My Idea Of 'roughing It'

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

I Think It's Time We Women Stopped Carrying Supplies For The Entire Family. If Children Don't Have Room To Carry Their Own Toys, If Men Don't Have Pockets In Their Pants, Tougho.

I Worry About Scientists Discovering That Lettuce Has Been Fattening All Along.

Women Are Never What They Seem To Be. There Is The Woman You See And There Is The Woman Who Is Hidden. Buy The Gift For The Woman Who Is Hidden.

For Years, My Husband And I Have Advocated Separate Vacations. But The Kids Keep Finding Us.