My Kids Always Perceived The

A Grandparent Is The Only Baby-sitter Who Doesn't Charge More After Midnight - Or Anything Before Midnight.

When You Leave Them In The Morning, They Stick Their Nose In The Door Crack And Stand There Like A Portrait Until You Turn The Key Eight Hours Later.

[on Her Father's Death:] I Didn't Know His Leaving Would Hurt So Much.

When Children Reach The Age Of Sixteen, They Discover The Meaning Of Life: Car Keys.

I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or Elixir From A Woman With A European Accent.