The Way Out Of Trouble

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.

Men Are Virtuous Because Women Are; Women Are Virtuous From Necessity.

Probably No Man Ever Had A Friend That He Did Not Dislike A Little.

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.