Americans Detest All Lies Except

Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

Put Cream And Sugar On A Fly And It Tastes Very Much Like A Raspberry.

When Men Are Not Regretting That Life Is So Short, They Are Doing Something To Kill Time.

A Boy Doesn't Have To Go To War To Be A Hero; He Can Say He Doesn't Like Pie When He Sees There Isn't Enough To Go Around.