Men Are Virtuous Because Women

One Of The Most Difficult Things In The World Is To Convince A Woman That Even A Bargain Costs Money.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man A Little, She Doesn't Love Him.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

What Is Common Sense? That Which Attracts The Least Opposition That Which Brings Most Agreeable And Worthy Results.