Men Are Virtuous Because Women

When I Am Idle And Shiftless, My Affairs Become Confused; When I Work, I Get Results ... Not Great Results, But Enough To Encourage Me.

Many People Would Be More Truthful Were It Not For Their Uncontrollable Desire To Talk.

Virtue Must Be Valuable, If Men And Women Of All Degrees Pretend To Have It.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.