The U.s Government Hates Rap

Happy White Peoples Independence Day The Slaves Weren't Free But I'm Sure They Enjoyed Fireworks.

Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All The Time.

I Like Talking About Subjects That Aren't Funny In The First Place And Making Them Funny. So Anything Down And Depressing Is Something I'll Talk About.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.