Men Lie The Most. Men

I Never Wanted To Churn It Out. Comedians Tend To Work All The Time. They Never Put It Down Like Musicians Who Might Make An Album Then Take Three Or Four Years Off To Recharge Their Batteries. Comedians Tend To Work Straight Through And They Get Stale Because Of That. Even When I Didn't Have A Lot Of Money I Never Ever Did It Unless I Had Something New To Say.

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

I Love Seeing Black People Do Normal Things, Being Judged As Normal People.

And Even If You Get Shot By A Stray Bullet, You Don't Gotta Go To No Doctor To Get It Taken Out, Whoever Shot You Will Take They Bullet Back! "i Believe You Have My Property!"