A Cat, By Any Other

Comedians Are The One Who Have To Tell The Emperor He Has No Clothes On.

Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The Biggest Lies... A Man's Lie Is, "i'm At Tony House, I Was At Kenny House!" A Woman Lie Is Like, "it's Your Baby!"

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.

I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad That You Can Get Shot While Getting Shot.

I Never Had The Confidence To Say I Was Going To Be In Front Of The Camera As A Comedian Until I Saw Eddie Murphy Years Later.