The Problem Ain't What People

Where I Come From, They Won't Let Me Play With This Rope. They Think I Might Hurt Myself.

Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

We Live In An Age Of 'urge'. We Do Nothing Till Somebody Shoves Us.

If We Got One-tenth Of What Was Promised To Us In These Acceptance Speeches There Wouldn't Be Any Inducement To Go To Heaven.

People That Pay For Things Never Complain. It's The Guy You Give Something To That You Can't Please.