Where I Come From, They

An Economist Is A Man That Can Tell You...what Can Happen Under Any Given Condition, And His Guess Is Liable To Be As Good As Anybody Else's Too.

When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind, It Don't Take Him Long To Make It Up.

One Thing I Will Say About The Germans, They Are Always Perfectly Willing To Give Somebody's Land To Somebody Else

When You Are Satisfied, You Are Successful. For That's All There Is To Success Is Satisfaction.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.